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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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