and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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