Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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