what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
