Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
