If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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