I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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