Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
