hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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