I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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