I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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