is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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