we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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