Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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