Kareoke will never be a sober sport
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i was born a porn star she said
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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