just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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