So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you would pick up someone in the library
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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