I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
my poor anus
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Ladies don't puke and tell
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
