Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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