im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
My feet surprised me
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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