Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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