how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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