no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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