That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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