I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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