She announced her abortion via fbk
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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