Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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