she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
i think im in europe. pls send help
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