Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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