sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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