Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize
