I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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