yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
