is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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