come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
zippers are such a cool invention
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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