So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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