So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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