areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
