I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I got inside last night via doggy door
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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