You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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