Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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