Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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