Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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