his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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