no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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