Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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