I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
