So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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