is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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