Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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